Mine*
- play (on the guitar) and sing say it ain’t so
- meet, talk, and hang out with a beautiful and likable girl
- run 5 days a week for at least 4 weeks straight
- run around mile square park -4mi
- get a full body tan
- get a job at barnes
- hop a fence properly
- trim my pubic hair
- play genuine whose line is it anyways
- successfully pull off a dupe (like a fake conversation between jimmy and I) on a stranger or group of people at barnes
- get stranger’s (preferably a beautiful girl) phone number
- spend an entire day at barnes
- get a decent pair of sunglasses that looks nice on me
- get an urahara hat
- make a group of strangers laugh
- bring my balls to a dance and spend more time dancing than looking for a dance
- shave my mustache
- get my license/learn how to drive
- get a photograph of me sincerely smiling
- become proficient with all swim styles
- move towards less potty mouth humor (this will be very difficult)
- do away with my insecurities/jealousies
- never hide my personality
- ?? come to terms with growing up
Jimmy’s*
- Do a drive-by mooning
- Beat my old 10-wank-a-day record
- Meet, talk, hang out, and keep in touch with a beautiful girl at AX
- Meeet random people and mingle with them, whether it be at AX or anyplace else
- Get to 10nps by the end of summer
- Learn enough Japanese to be able to have a conversation wtih Michelle in Japanese
- Take better care of my hair so that I can style it like those hot Japanese musicians
- Hug a stranger
- Get a jam band started
- Give a homeless man $20
- Get a job
- Make and eat spacecake
- Take a nap under the shade of a tree, in a tree, or on a rooftop
- Learn to tread, and go swimming more often
- Tell a girl she is attractive
- Skydump
- Get a new guitar
- Feel a titty
- Put up several reviews on Michael’s site
- Make a good AMV
- Write a song
- Spend an entire day playing guitar
- Ride a shopping cart into a curb
*subject to changes and additions.
